willyoustill-callme-superman asked:
Hey gorgeous. I love you 😘

Hi I love you most. <3

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

padanii:

padanii:

Third-wheeling with the best #jordyandwes #cola

cageddbird-sings and willyoustill-callme-superman ❤️❤️❤️
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padanii:

padanii:

Third-wheeling with the best #jordyandwes #cola

cageddbird-sings and willyoustill-callme-superman ❤️❤️❤️

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22nd, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

Cool just ignore me and say what you wanted to. Cool.

Whythefuckdoesmyroommatehavetohavethetvsoloudmyheadiskillingmeiamgoingtoshootsomething

I keep having to repeat that one year clean is going to feel so great.
I can’t relapse now.
I refuse to.

place0fperfecti0n:

I just need a girlfriend to buy pretty flowers, cuddle and eat pizza with, oh ya and fuck all night.

d0it4theratchetz:

Do you ever crave another person’s touch? Just like holding hands, hugging, snugging.. God, I really need that right now. 

canoemyboo:

you said you wanted to stay friends and I said I would like that a lot but are we still friends if we never talk?

"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."
Californication (via perfect)